Sassy Sally's Salon

I’m moving to WIsconsin in August and I have no idea why I’m constantly putting myself through the misery of leaving places and people and moving somewhere where I don’t know anyone at all

You’d think after the first time I would have learned my lesson

but there’s kind of no point in staying here so hang on to your seat, it’s going to be a hell of a ride

that only goes down

if this is a breakup it’s been dragging on for like 3 months now

aka

i’m pretty dang dumb

After 4 storms in as many weeks, our kitchen roof has finally sprung a leak.

THANKS ICE DAM

i have this one spot on my cheek that occasionally sprouts one lonely thick black hair

and i can feel one coming out right now but it’s not long enough yet to yank out

maybe I’ll show Brandon right before we have sex

November: day 3

well so far I’ve spent most of November being a sad, weepy sack of shit

I think it’s a solid start to the month

>attending women’s business networking event tomorrow

>starts at 9am

>work normally starts at 8am

>extra hour to sleep in

>extra hour to play zelda

>:]